I'm 12 years old and in the seventh grade at Madison Jr. High. I like to
dance(jazz, tap, and ballet), swim, eat, play basketball(even though I'm
not that good), read books, read magazines, watch cartoons, play softball(slow
pitch), cook, play on the internet, shop, and lots more!!
Some of my favorites are:
Food...Peach
Animal...Ostrich
Color...Yellow
Ice-cream flavor...Cookies
'n' Cream
Cartoon character...Sailor
Mercury!!
Cartoon(s)...Cow and
Chicken and Rugrats
Movie...A League of
Their Own
This is me advertising a
car wash for church!
I'm a dancing sign!!!
I also wanted to add a couple of jokes that I like, and maybe you will enjoy them, too!
1. A panda walked into a bar and ordered a cheeseburger. Then he pulled out a gun and shot all the bar's glasses. As he was walking out of the bar the bartender asked why he did that. The panda said, "I'm a panda, look me up in the dictionary!" So, the bartender grabbed a dictionary and it said, Panda...a mammal that eats shoots and leaves! (haha)
2. Two friends, a bean and
a pea, were walking down the street when all of a sudden a car sped up
and hit the pea. An ambulance came and rushed the pea to the hospital.
The bean accompanied his friend and spent hours pacing in the hospital
lobby. After much time, the doctor came out of the operating room. The
bean anxiously approached the doctor. "Doctor, is my friend, the pea, going
to be alright?"
The
doctor looked straight into the bean's eyes and said, "It's hard for me
to tell you this, but it is possible that your friend, the pea, will remain
a vegetable for the rest of his life." (haha)
Michelle Reaves 1998